A conversation I had with my iPod today.

Me: Hey, how's it going?

ipod: Pretty good.

Me: Yeah? You look pretty full.

ipod: you know...

Me: you still letting that computer boss you around?

ipod: ...

Me: You know, you really outta stick up for yourself, everytime I see you you're changed a bit, you just let him take your shit and then give you new shit, why don't you tell him what to do?

ipod: I know, I know... I don't know what it is. I just feel like I need him so much. Whenever I'm with him I just feel so energized. I feel so much better. Later, I just feel used.

Me: you can't go on like this. One of these days he's just gonna upgrade. You gotta be your own person, you gotta do your own thing, you can't let him control you.
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I forget how it went after that.