The List

What do these people have in common? (More to come later)

Hugh Everett III
Douglas Adams
Dorothy Parker
Rod Serling
Barack Obama
Ayn Rand
Cristina Peri Rossi
WH Auden

Idiot movie reviewers from Amazon.

These guys are the worst - they review all the movies with 10 - 12 paragraphs of slop. If someone cared enough to read a 12 paragraph movie review, it wouldn't be from their mouths. The customers are also to blame - who automatically gives good feedback to long reviews? I know you're not reading them.
Also, Amazon has a 5 point rating system why do you think you're so good that you get to make up a 10-point system?
Do something with your life, no one gives a damn about some dude who spends all his or her time on amazon typing stupid reviews.

I think I should retract everything I've just said, I think I remember reading a crappy review on amazon as a blur on the front of Batman's 2-disc set.